Tuesday 17 May 2011

game 2 in Boston!

Sweetnesses,

When asked, "Why the fuck haven't you started young Seguin since the first series when an inferior Canadiens team was whooping your ass?", Claude Julien gave this response:

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and that was it. Foolish.
Seriously, when are coaches going to get it?! It's just common sense, actually. There's nothing to get. When you have a player that is arguably the most talented forward you have in your system that is actually healthy, YOU PLAY HIM! Just get him out there! What are you waiting for?! The goals that boy scored tonight were dynamite, and it just throws a huge kick in the nuts to the Tampa coaching staff now, because they have another weapon to defend against.
Sweet Under Armour commercial, too Tyler. I'm wondering when I'm gonna get mine? Soon, likely. Very soon. Seriously!!I look decent in sleeveless nylon workout clothing, it's not unbearable to see!
The goalies were godawful tonight, even though Timmy-T made some remarkable saves. He looked like his gongshow style of play was working against him tonight, and he's got a wicked playoff beard, so I think Bruins fans (I hate you all) should forgive him at least for tonight.
just find room to keep Seguin in for game 3, Claude Julien. If not, you should be stoned. Then fired. Then let Cam Neely have his way with you. Let him play, if for nothing else, to allow me to get maximum enjoyment out of watching a series that 2 teams I don't really like are involved in. Nothing irks my shit more than seeing Boston win, but I'll allow it if it means extending the series into a marathon and if it means I get to watch Seguin light the lamp all night.
Stamkos's snipe was retarded. Not retarded like Julien, but retarded like good, ya? you undorshtand meeee?! :D!!
I love the Manny Malhotra mystery, too. It's genius gamesmanship by Vancouver. They dangle out this little trick they have in their backpocket, let San Jose ALMOST see the illusion, then pull it back behind their back at the last second. I would bet that Manny could play ASAP, but they'll wait until they need him. Til they really need him. Just keep dangling the little trick in front of coaching staffs, and drive them up the fucking wall trying to strategize on how to beat the team.
Should be a helluva game tomorrow. Hopefully its similar to the one tonight, because that was a wild one!

xosmlxo

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