Saturday 14 May 2011

Joo Guyss Wanna Play Roff?

OKAY!  I'M RELOADED!!!!!!!

If you haven't already watched the new Lonely Island video, do it now. It's called "Jack Sparrow" featuring MICHAEL BOLTON!!! YES! MICHAEL BOLTON! The one and only, the sexiest man alive, the coolest cat in the universe, the singer of my alarm in the morning and the voice in my head when I make love. Mike B.
Notice the resemblance between Antionio Montana and Guy Boucher? Not only do they both have bad ass scars on their faces, but they both migrated to Florida to become legends. It's only a matter of time before Guy balls Michelle Pfeiffer and buries his face in a mound of cocaine...okay, let's face it, he's been there, done that. He's the man of the hour, and his team got the first win in the conference finals this year after a very convincing victory.
I kind of had a feeling that one of those teams would fall asleep in the first game or two of the series, simply because of the amount of time they had off. So it would come down to who had the better coach, and the better leadership group to get the team up for the game tonight. Obviously Tampa won that battle, and an important battle that is in the playoffs. It's the man behind the bench and the grizzled veterans that will keep a teams young guys focused. Tampa's got that good group of guys playing that have been there before. They know how to win.
So Boston fell asleep for about 5 minutes, and lost the game right then and there. I can't believe Hall scored that goal. It was BEAUTIFUL! How does a guy just pull one out of his ass like that?! I wonder if he's about to catch fire and go on a run here - strange shit like that always happens in the playoffs, i'm tellin ya!
Not having Patrice Bergeron really hurt Boston tonight, but if there was just some way they could keep Tyler Seguin and him in the lineup when he returns, I think they'd be in a lot better shape going forward. He's a talented young guy, and he scored one helluva goal tonight.
We have a big day here in Vancouver tomorrow. Sleep well, People.

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